I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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