would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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