i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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