I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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