i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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