from now on my penis is your penis
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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