Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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