bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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