His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Two words: nipple clamps
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