It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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