spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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