I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize