you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize