i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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