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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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