Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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