I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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