guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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