She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Im part way to drunk.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
