Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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