I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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