All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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