she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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