Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Terrible idea I love it
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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