your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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