Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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