In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need to calm my uterus...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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