I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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