He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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