And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
