Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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