They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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