kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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