i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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