i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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