Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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