i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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