thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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