Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize
