around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
two words...techno handjob
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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