I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
