Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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