I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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