would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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