we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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