that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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