yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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