Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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