Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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