I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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