Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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