You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
