i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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