I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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