It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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