i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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