just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
honey bunches of taint.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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