did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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