you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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