...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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